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Jumaat, 20 Februari 2009

13+1=14

Guy and Ladies handed his girlfriend 14 roses. 13 real. 1 fake. He said i'll love you until the last one dies.. She gladly accepted them. But when she grabbed them. She said "one of these is fake.." He said "exactly. that's because i will love you forever." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes, someone you like will message or call you. ??????????????????? If you dont you will have 5 years of bad luck.. repost with the title:13+1=14

Pass this if you sure..

this is 100% true!!!
TODAY, when you receive this mail..
You will be facing the decision of your LIFE...
You must take this seriously!
I never send mails like this!

But i just send it to you. :]
But I really don't want to mess up your life!
IF YOU SEND THIS TO LESS THAN 5 PEOPLE!!Tonight... You will see the most horrifying thing... EVER!

And you will have bad luck for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!
Send this to 10 people...

And your crush will SLAP YOU ON THE FACE...
Send this to 20 people...
Your mum will give you the gift you wanted all the time...
IF you send this to everyone on your list...
Your wishes will come true and your crush will kiss you...
BUT! You only have 3 hours to do so!

So quick, pass this on...

BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE...
I know, It's just a stupid chain right?
Well, I've warned you before...
Don't be as stubborn as Maria...

She received this mail just as you did, she didn't take it seriously... so she simply deleted it... That night, she was taking her shower when she saw this monstrous thing... She fell and had a brain tumor for the rest of her life...
Just be like Sam .......
He receive this mail just like Maria, He was smart and he sent it to all his contacts. The next day he got asked out by his crush and they were going out ever since...
I know who you wanted to be...
So be smart, pass this on

"I miss her"

GOTCHA!!Hahahahah!!
HAHAHAHA.. IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU
OPENED this
because in the next seven days you
will:
* Have someone fall in love with you
* Find money you've been missing
* Your luck will change for the better
in all areas...love, happiness, job,
money,
BUT...first you will have to repost
this with 1 of these titles:
"I got someone pregnant."
"I GOT ARRESTED AGAIN"
"Baby I want you back"
"Just to settle all the rumors...yes
I did"
"finally im PREGNANT!!!"
"My wedding invitation"
"I'M GETTING MARRIED!"
"I got the job!.. I'm moving to
Canada!"
"I miss him"
BEWARE: IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU
WILL HAVE BAD LUCK

TAG YOU'RE IT!!

TAG YOU'RE IT!!
YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE
OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON
MY LIST. ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN
TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF
YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET
THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this!!

Send this to at least10 people
including me if you care for me!!!

Would/Will you????

Y= Yes, N = No,. Fill this in for me and repost for others to answer for you.



Would/will you?
[_] come to my house to do nothing at all but chill?
[_] fight me?
[_] fuck me?
[_] kiss me?
[_] lick me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] go out to dinner with me?
[_] let me drive you somewhere?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] drink with me?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
[_] be down with me no matter what?
[_] go to prom with me?

D0 Y0U...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im serious?
[_] think im a good person
[_] think im conceded?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] want to *Do* me?
[_] think I would do you?

AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] romantic?
[_] a *freak*?
[_] gangsta?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] trustworthy
[_] compassionate?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] well known?


HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about hooking up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished I were there?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
[_] wanted to see my private part?
[_] looked at my page more than ten times?


ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] horny?
[_] thinking about me? [Obviously doing the quiz.]
[_] wanting to call me to talk about these things?
[_] going to repost this?

Selasa, 3 Februari 2009

Facts of Bruneian Love Life.....very funny ! ahhaha beware dont read it while full of anger xp‏

Taken frm other pplePasaaall~
1. King & Queen control, semua tah kan di control nya. baiktah bali kan kereta control. kan control pun sadang2 la.
2. Ice queen ( ego?) klayi bukan tah kan ngakun salahnya walaupun ya salah.
3. No chemistry. inda sefahaman. surang mau bunga, surang mau chocolate. apakan? cuba tah bertolak ansur!!
4. Selingkuh? HAHAHAHAHAHA. ketahuannn!!! ani yang paling babi sekali la. dasar bego!! sapa kn players atu?!!
5. No freedom. semua inda buleh, atu nda buleh, ane nda buleh. smua kn ikut cakap nya. tepaksa tia tapok2.. sabar sha.
6. Partner gauk2 tawa2 kan be cali kana signal2. kana cakapi "Bisai2 deh ulah atu!" aww sandi. sukahati wah kan becali apa, nda payah di control!! bego!!
7. Permission, apa saja mesti tanya. parents nda lagi tanggung tu. bf / gf lah tanggung! haha.
8. Jalan kadai pakai baju sama jenis, sama kaler. jalan pgang pgang tangan. example, ke tempat urg kawin janji pakai baju wrna sama, mcm urg sudh kawin sja or mcm durg pulg kn kawin. ketara kali ah!!
9. Masalah damit jadi masalah basar. macam kan durang klayi pasal tayi wah, sampai esuk2 nda betagur. nda gi mau bertolak ansur laki2 and bini2 nya
10. Ani nda semua la, Penjeles kan mati. senyum arah kawan pun inda buleh. kana tantang tarus! then, lau bechats sama kwn lain lelaki or bini2 pun nda buleh (jadinya chats sama ambuk tah)
11. Makan kalau sama sama paksa control, ilang skill kampung. hehehe. bini2 malu ia kn abis kn mkananya pi di rumah bukan main lapar tanya rah mama apa ada pakai makan. Ada jua yg beshare tu makan. Partnernya nda sadar tu yg partnernya sorg tu nda barus gigi apa sal gagas ngaga ia.
12. Online sampai subuh abis tu tebalik2 I love you, I miss you. mwahs. sanak urang words atu. bagi durg i love you i miss you nada meaning langsung, sanang sanang saja durg ckp words atu, bego!! dasar penipu!!
13. When credit abis kana marah, ada tia yg cakap.. "kenapakan abis credit ah be msg sama urang lain kah?"padahal partner nya ane yang malar suruh call, urg yg meng- call ane kepisan abis credit.
14. Mengusut kan mati. barang damit pun kan di kusut kan.. air liur kucing melakat arah baju pun kan menangis. or bulu kucing sehelai melakat rah baju pun kan mrh, kn nangis, ada tia ambil kesempatan kn putus, hahahaha
15. Sweet talker. cakap Together Forever la, janji itu ini.. baru cium bau kantut mental sudah!
16. Couple mesti kissing. HAHAHAHAHA. ada bonus. nada yang nda kissing, nda ku caya tu. remaja msa ane wah nda pernah kissing? nda tah ku percaya tu. Kiss tgn pipi apa, KISS jua namanya. ada gi jadi nya mall tempat first kissing durg. then ambil gambar durg bekissing, then simpan rah friendster, facebook, msn lah apa lah. dlm lif pun kn bekissing, labih!! nda pandai malu tah banar, baru jua form 1 tu ah hahahaha
17. Mula mula pigang tangan ni, lama lama pigang kepala.... tuhut. then pgang pingang, lau jln mesti pgang tgn, then pigang itu lah ini lah. Mula2 lambai lama2 bagi fuck .. sama la~
18. Kalau kelayi nda teriak2 nda sah! te sumpah sumpah. words BUDUH, SIAL, FUCK YOU, SHIT KO, NYASAL KU COUPLE SAMA KO kuar. dulu masa couple bukan main janji together forever, mana tah janji atu?!! HAHAHA
19. Inda cukup sorang. mau jua ada spare.handal. bescandle scandle, ada scandle bukan satu dua, pi labih dari atu wah, handal~~
20. Kanapatan! kan menipu tapi inda handal.IQ RANDAH..HAHA. bida ehh! BOOO!!! then partner salah kn scandle yg minta couple, then gto atu bukan scandle nya pi adik nya or cuzzy nya, nada jua kn pigang pigang tgn adik msa bejln except adik kecil, lain hal
21. Klayi dalam keta, drive laju2. mesti di takan minyak tu! Pastu break ngajut. Plancit air liur rah cramin dapan. Cian.sawan tia bnr. kes mau tunjuk kn yg ia tu marah rah partner nya.
22. SARCASTIC. hehe. ada saja kan kana sindir. sabar sha laaa! tutup ja muka atu..
23. Inda iklas melayan pasal hari hari jumpa. pi gtau rah partner i miss you kan mati dah ne banar nya baus bah mliat dh. Mkin panjang bulu idung.
24. Handphone 24hrs di tangan. nda mau urg lain pigang hp atu. Mcm kwnku tym main bula pun pigang hp bmsn sma gfnya.handal.alum pernah hpnya gugur.main street dh tu.handal~~
25. Tukar2 line, tukar2 handphone, email swap. Rasa bah kn liat mncek sapa dangan bf/gf kuntek. kan mentesting partner nya atu setia or inda.Partner mana tau..mcm msn ada yg spare lagii~
26. LOVE = CURANG (nada pernah remaja masa ane setia kan mati, semua nya nda pandai besyukur dapat gf/bf yg baik, mau gi tu ada spare)
27. Need time 4 privacy (alasan untuk putus) ada lagi reason yang paling LAME BRABIS.need space, kan belajar dulu. exam nda gi batah. hahaha. dulu msa first first kn couple, walau esuk nya exam 'A' level, nada wah ingau, mau jua mlm atu mempropose bini2 atu.
28. Partner nya msg sama urang lain bukan BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND buat "i miss you more than words?" hahaha. ani termasuk dalam golongan curang jua kali.. heh.
29. Inda kana bagi jadi kemarahan. WAHAHAHAA!! Selalu ni.kalau pgi2 urg masam2 muka apa grenti pasal smalam tu.assume sja..paham2 la.bad mood bad mood, best friend sendiri pun nda kana layan kes apa, marah rah partner about mlm smlam. for fun sarapan pgi.AHAHAHA.
30. Baru 2-3 bulan together buring sudah. mau lagi yang baru. kanyang lari. ane lagi tah bayi !!! sial tu ah urg macam ane ne!!
31. Kalau di tanya "handsome ka ku ni yang?" gf jawab " handsomeee ehh!! Bnr!!" tapi dalam hati (bulu idung nya tekeluar ah, badan nda prnah harum, kantut merata2 tempat, nada disiplin wah bekantut atu)
32. Awal awal pemalu.. jual mahal lah konon. alum gi piganga tgn tua h baru jua pignag jari, udah tia merah muka, pi lama lama nda tau malu.. bukan lagi pigang tgn..
33. Main transfer credit.ada gi pandai bunga bunga cakap "cr me low ni..kapih lagi so masani save2 dulu bmsg" pastu nda batah 5 mins ada tia kana forward kn..hahaha..
34. Pengikis! hint ckp baju lawa tia, sampai partner ckp "bahh esuk balikan"
35. Couple mesti liat muvee di cinema. baru romantic ~ jalan jalan di mall bali cincin, alum gi kawin sudah tia becincin apa.
36. Anniversary celebrate tiap bulan. abis duit.lau nada duit, minta rah mama, minjam rah kawan .haha.
37. Dulu2 nda jumpa sehari kan mati rasanya, masani dh jumpa kan mati plg rasanya pasal keboringan dah liat muka nya HAHAHA
38. Awal2 mau pujuk, batah2 malas tia kan pujuk. pebaik ia menangis smpai ingus nya di lantai..
39. LELAKI, kalau ada game, bula, kereta, makanan free.gitar. jadi GF pertama drg tia. Nda tia drg pedulikan gfnya.ada tia bealasan.dluar ku tdi.
40. BINI2, kalau meliat ceta KOREA handsome2 angau2 , mcm BOUTA sul drg. bf nda telayan.sanggup tu bjaga abiskn 2pack CD aa.alasan tdo..AHHAHAHAHA.lagi tia.
41. (18PL.didelete..hahaha)
42. Bejalan kajap ke kadai kaling sebalah rumah pun mesti miskol pakai loudspeaker.
43. Kalau nda kana balas miskol kana msg "behapa tu?" kana balas lagi "beria ku tdi" dahto kana tanya lagi "banar kan tu?" membari malas. hahaha.
44. Takut gf/bf inda kana suruh jalan bagi alasan TIDUR padahal bejaur lepak sama geng. erm. Ada ni tau ku jua.
45. Partner kana balikan brg, inda pandai besyukur. mau jua yg mahal. branded. memilih, mesti ikut wrna kegemaran..eh kira pengikis la jua..
46. Lelaki nda dapat liat bini2 hot. mcm bayi tia usul drg. mun lapar baik asak semua. dasar lelaki ah gatal!! hahaha
47. Bini2 kalau liat bf nya liat bini2 lain kana cubit. kana jaling, Kana tantang lgitu sampai2 ingus bah kuar! then apa lagi, menyamal lah
48. Minta ambil, akhir sikit jadi kemarahan. ahir 2 mins pun jadi masalah. mau jua on time.bini2 ni biasa camni.drg aa nda sadar mun besiap aa kan mati batahnya.laki2 harum2 nunggu smpai kuar bah bau ketiak drg nunggu.
49. Kalau be SMS, ujung2 nya mesti ada words "luv u. mwahs" its a MUST. lau nada, mesti partner nya rasa durg berubah lah, then tanya "nda u sayang me lagi kah?" or after 'bye' partner tanya, "atu saja?" hahaha tau kali ku ah.
50. Friendster, facebook mesti ada gambar berdua.
51. MSN mesti nick nya jiwang2 example : zee's, zees's properties.kalau nda pun ada tia nicknya drg buat bad mood la..i don't trust u la..atu something bekenaan love life drg la tu..or no love in my life..no more love lah konon..
52. Selalu bagi lagu macam "eh lagu ani untuk you ni dangar ahhh"
53. Bila ada urang lain.. minta putus, bila sudah putus menyasal tia kan go back. buduh!
54. Abis klayi tamparan muka. abistu kana ambil uleh arah urang lain. Mulut bauu.makan sampah kah kau kelmarin?hoho
55. Jumpa kawan lama buat inda kenal, kana ucap buang batu la itu ini. pasal takut kana marah. ciannn..after tagur kawan, ada tia partner tarus betanya, "sapa tadi atu? ur ex?" kana soal siasat tia..
56. Kalau miskol kana reject kana ucap sma urang lain tym atu. hahaha.
57. Da problem sikit2 minta putus.rasa bah..kes baus dah ni..family problem lah, mama nda suka lelaki or bini2 mcm ia lah..
58. Sanggup online 247 tunggu partner nya online.... sampai nda betiduran ne, rasa wah
59. Kadang2 ada yg tipu parents rasa kn bejumpa, escape sekulah. (kalau parents alom approve) biasanya bini2 illegal ni camni.illegal means below 18.haha.tukar baju tukar itu ini, then liat muvee sama bf/gf
> Ceta ini adalah rekaan semata-mata.Takde kena mengena dengan yg hidup atau yg dah mampos..tujuan blog ni bukan untuk mnyindir.if ada yg trasa sabar sja.hahaha.this is an article tuk dbaca for fun.pi if kmu mbaca smpai abis,congrates.hee.peace yaw Y(.'_'.)Y (kalau ada yg kan tambah facts bleh jua!!)>

what if you can't speak english‏

I am forwarding something to enjoy and laugh .
There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient inEnglish, but managed somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever
she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the
message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
She brought her husband to the store.......... so what did she do?
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HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English laa!!
Go Back To Work!

Pak Ali bukannya tamak‏

Pada
satu hari, Pak Ali pergi ke hutan untuk mencari kayu api. Pabila lalu kat
kawasan tasik, Pak Ali tergelincir dan kapak buruknye terjatuh dalam tasik
tu. Maka datanglah Pari Pari Tasik kepada Pak Ali.



Pari Pari: Kenapa
dengan kau?







Pak
Ali: Kapak aku terjatuh ke dalam tasik.







Pari
Pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak perak.





Pari Pari: Inikah kapak kamu?





Pak Ali: Tidak.





Pari Pari pun
menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak emas.





Pari Pari: Inikah
kapak kamu?





Pak Ali: Tidak,
kapak aku buruk sahaja.





Pari pari pun
menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak buruk.





Pari Pari: Inikah
kapak kamu?





Pak Ali: Ya, itulah
kapak buruk aku.





Pari Pari Tasik suka
sikap Pak Ali yang jujur itu lalu memberikan

ketiga-tiga kapak itu
kepadanya.





Pada hari lain
pulak. Pak Ali berjalan di sekitar tasik yang sama bersama

isterinya. Kali ni
isterinye plak yang jatuh ke dalam tasik. Pak Ali susah

hati. Maka datanglah
Pari Pari Tasik kepada Pak Ali..





Pari Pari: Kenapa
kau bersedih?



Pak Ali: Isteriku
jatuh ke dalam tasik.



Pari Pari pun
menyelam dan kembali bersama Angelina Jolie.



Pari Pari: Inikah
isteri kau?



Sambil menangis Pak
Ali menjawab... "ya, itulah isteriku..."



Pari Pari pun marah,
"Sungguh ku tak sangka, kau yang jujur satu masa dulu

telah menjadi tamak".





Sambil menahan pilu
Pak Ali menjawab, "Aku bukan tamak, kalau aku kata

tidak' pada Angelina
Jolie... kau akan bawakan pula Pamela Lee...kalau

aku katakan 'tidak'
juga, barulah kau bawakan isteriku..bila aku kata

'ya', kau akan
berikan mereka bertiga padaku...". Aku yang miskin ni tak

mampu tanggung
mereka semua".