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Isnin, 24 November 2008

U MAKE ME SMILE


I hope I get this back. Please keep it going.
This has been going since 1st Dec, 2000.

Please send it on to someone who is a friend to you . . .



Always try to help a friend in need

Believe in yourself

Be brave..but it's ok to be afraid sometimes

Study hard

Give lots of kisses

Laugh often

Don't be overly concerned with your weight, it's just a number

Always try to see the glass half full

Meet new people, even if they look different to you

Remain calm, even when it seems hopeless

Take lots of naps..

Be weird whenever you have the chance

Love your friends, no matter who they are

Don't waste food

RELAX

Take an occasional risk

Try to have a little fun each day.
..it's important

Work together as a team

Share a joke with friends

Fall in love with someone..

...and say 'I love you' often

Express yourself creatively

Be conscious of your appearance

Always be up for surprises

Love someone with all of your heart

Share with friends

Watch your step

It will get better

There is always someone who loves you more than you know


Live up to your name

Seize the Moment

Hold on to good friends; they are few and far between

Indulge in the things you truly love

Cherish every Sunday

At the end of the day... PRAY
....... and close your eyes

And smile at least once a day!


As soon as you receive this email, send it to at least 10 people to brighten their day,
including the person that sent it to you. :)

Rabu, 19 November 2008

Ceta lucu

CERITA 1:


Sepasang suami isteri, dah lama kahwin tapi tak ada cahaya mata. Si suami teramat lah kedekut, bukan setakat taik idung masin, Taik mata pun masin gak.. Salah satu xtvt tahunan mereka ialah mengunjungi satu pameran udara.

Tahun pertama, si isteri nak sangat naik sebuah pesawat ringan Pergilah mereka berjumpa dengan pilot pesawat tu.

'Encik, berapa saya kena bayar untuk menaiki pesawat ni?' tanya sisuami.

'Tak mahal encik, cuma RM50 untuk satu pusingan' jawab pilot tu.

'Uuiishh..mahalnya,tak jadi la saya nak naik' jawab si suami lalu menarik tangan Isterinya berlalu dari situ.

'Alaa... abang ni, RM50 pun nak berkira, Setahun sekali je bang, dah lama saya nak naik pesawat cam tu' rayu si isteri dengan nada manja dengan harapan si suami akan ubah fikiran.

'Jgn nak ngada2, RM50 tu banyak benda lain kita boleh beli'

Kecewalah si isteri atas sifat kedekut suaminya. Bukannya tak mampu,dlm bank melambak lagi duit dia.

Tahun kedua, mereka pergi lagi. Si isteri sekali lagi memujuk suaminya untuk menaiki pesawat tu. Berjumpa lah mereka dengan pilot tu, pilot yg sama tahun lepas. Tapi kali ni, bayarannya dah jadi RM80...

Apa lagi sekali lagi kecewa lah si isteri tadi.

Tahun ketiga, mereka pergi lagi... Si isteri tadi awal2 lagi dah pujuk si suami untuk menaiki pesawat ringan tu.

'Baiklah, kalau bayaranya kurang dari RM30, kita naiklah' kata suami yang membuatkan si isteri menarik muka masam kerana dia tahu bayarannya pasti akan meningkat lagi tahun ni.

Mereka menuju ke pesawat yang sama macam tahun lepas dan jumpa dengan pilot yang sama juga. Seperti yang dijangkakan, bayarannya dah jadi RM100.

Segeralah si suami menarik tangan isterinya berlalu dari situ. Si pilot tadi yang kesiankan si isteri yang saban tahun mengimpikan untuk menaiki pesawat tu memanggil mereka semula.

'Encik, berapa yang encik sanggup bayar?'

'Aku cuma nak bayar bawah RM30 ajer' jawab si suami.

Setelah berfikir seketika, berkatalah si pilot tadi 'Baiklah, Encik boleh naik pesawat tu dengan bayaran RM20 sahaja tapi dgn satu syarat'

Gembiralah si suami tadi, RM20 ajer 'tapi apa syaratnya ?'

'Semasa di udara, encik dan isteri encik tak boleh mengeluarkan satu suara pun. Kalau bersuara juga, saya akan kenakanbayaran RM10 bagi setiap perkataan yang keluar dari mulut encik atau isteri encik' Jawab pilot tadi sambil tersenyum.

'Baiklah saya setuju' jawab si suami dengan yakin bolehnya.

Maka, naiklah mereka akan pesawat tu... Pilot tadi pun ada
niat lain sebenarnya. dia nak ajar si suami yang kedekut
tadi.

Dia pun buat lah aksi2 acrobatik yang diakui membahaya.
Macam2 aksi dia buat, tapi hairan jugak dia sebab suami isteri yang duduk kat belakang dia tak menjerit pun.

Dia cuba lagi buat aksi2 yang merbahaya, berpusing2 pesawat tu, tapi still senyap gak. Setelah muslihat dia tak
berjaya, pilot tu pun mendaratkanlah pesawat dia.

Rasa rugi pulak sebab cuma boleh dapat RM20 ajer. Bila dah mendarat, cuma si suami yang turun dari pesawat
tu.

'Ehh? Mana isteri encik ?' tanya pilot tu terkejut.

'Dia dah jatuh masa kau pusing2 pesawat tadi'

'Hahh apasal tak cakap'

'Kalau aku cakap nanti kena tambah bayaran lak' jawab si suami sambil menghulurkan RM20 kepada pilot tadi dan
terus berlalu...

Moral cerita nyer...carilah suami yang mengasihi isterinya.




CERITA 2

Empat orang bakal ayah sedang menunggu kelahiran bayi mereka diruang rehat sebuah hospital. Kegelisahan jelas diriak muka mereka…

Seorang jururawat keluar dari bilik pembedahan lalu berkata kepada lelaki yang pertama, “Tahniah! Isteri Tuan selamat melahirkan anak kembar dua.”

“Kembar dua! Kebetulan pula, saya bekerja di menara berkembar Petronas,” kata lelaki yang pertama dengan riangnya.

Beberapa minit kemudian, seorang jururawat lain datang memberitahu kepada lelaki kedua, “Isteri Tuan selamat melahirkan bayi kembar tiga. Tahniah!”
“Apa? Kembar tiga! Saya bekerja dengan 3D Corporation, kata lelaki yang kedua.

Setengah jam kemudian, seorang jururawat memberitahu kepada lelaki ketiga, “Tahniah! Isteri Tuan selamat. Tuan dikurniakan anak kembar empat” kata jururawat itu dengan tenang.

“Kembar empat! Sungguh saya tak menduga kejadian ini, saya pula bekerja di Four Season Hotel,” kata lelaki ketiga dengan gembira.

Lelaki yang keempat mula mundar-mandir kegelisahan. Ketiga-tiga lelaki tadi berasa hairan melihat keadaan lelaki keempat itu. Mereka bertanya,
“Apakah yang merunsingkan awak?”
Dengan perasaan gelisah dia menjawab “Saya bekerja di Seven Eleven.”



CERITA 3

Pada satu hari, Dracula dibunuh dan dia telah dibawa
berjumpa ahli sihir.

Ahli sihir enggan membenarkan Drakula masuk ke dalam gengnya kerana dosa2 nya membunuh dan menghisap darah manusia.

"Saya akan beri kamu satu lagi peluang untuk menebus semua dosa yg telah kamu lakukan" kata ahli sihir. Saya akan hantar kamu balik ke bumi, TETAPI kamu tidak akan berupa manusia. Kamu hanya akan dijelma ke "benda" bernyawa. Jadi apa yang kamu pilih..?" tanya ahli sihir.

"Okay.. saya nak menjadi BENDA BERNYAWA YANG BERSAYAP DAN MENGHISAP DARAH, heh...heh...heh...". Ahli sihir pun bersetuju dan menukar drakula menjadi KELAWAR PONTIANAK.

Ke bumi dracula pergi, terbang ke sana sini sehingga suatu hari dia dibunuh oleh seorang pekebun.

Sekali lagi dia dibawa menghadap ahli sihir. "Saya akan memberi satu lagi peluang" kata ahli sihir.

"Saya akan hantarkan kamu balik ke bumi, tetapi bukan sebagai manusia atau kelawar. Jadi apa pilihan
kamu?"

Dengan sipu2 Dracula ini menjawab "Saya nak jadi jugak BENDA HIDUP YANG BERSAYAP DAN MENGHISAP DARAH!". Ahli sihir fikir sekejap dan kata
"Kalau itu yg awak mahu" dan menukarkan Dracula menjadi NYAMUK.

Ke bumi Dracula pergi, terbang ke sana sini menghisap darah haiwan sehingga suatu hari SPLAT! dia dibunuh oleh mangsanya. Dracula terasa
bodoh sangat bila berhadapan ngan ahli sihir buat kali ke-3.

"Saya akan memberi awak peluang terakhir untuk bertaubat" kata ahli sihir. "Tetapi KALI INI kamu hanya dapat menjadi BENDA YANG TIDAK BERNYAWA".

So,apa dia kali ini?" Tanya ahli sihir.

Dracula yg masih degil ini menjawab, "ok, ok.. tolong tukarkan saya kepada BENDA TAK BERNYAWA, BERSAYAP DAN HISAP DARAH...heh.. heh.. heh..".

"No problem" kata ahli sihir dan terus menukar
Dracula menjadi Tuala Wanita WING MAXI PAD. heheheheheheeeee...

Tongue-twister twisted - as tongue-twister twists tongues

1.If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't
understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I
understand that you understand? Understand!
2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the
witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
4.A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see
was sea, sea, sea.
5 .Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which
watch?
7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I
thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the
thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
8.Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a
fellow means?"
9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and
called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and
Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to
come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about
going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to
come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the
riverside.
10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE
SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside
outside his inside inn.
12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the
doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or
does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine,
Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the
weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we
like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is
cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or
not.
14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
15.A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the
flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in
the flue
16.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen
See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar
so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.....

Selasa, 11 November 2008

what your colour??

> Message: Since you opened this survey
> you get to choose the colour of what
> you feel today.....or your MOM will
> DIE ur FATHER will be KILLED in an
> accident.

> Here are the colors that you can
> choose from:

> PURPLE- feeling a little lonely.
> WHITE -having problems.
> GREEN- just relaxing.
> YELLOW- addicted to candy.
> PINK- feeling so happy.
> GRAY- having a boring time.
> BLACK- craving for chocolate.
> AQUA- hyper hyper.
> ORANGE- not in love.
> SKY BLUE-calm.
> RED- happy because the person you love
> loves you back.
> GRAY- you like someone.
> MAGENTA- heart broken.
> BROWN- the person you like
> doesn't like you.
> PEACH- your not bored. you got a lot
> of fun activities to do.
> GOLD- saving money for this vacation.
> CHOCOLATE- your really in love and you
> cant stop thinking about the person
> you love.
> HOT PINK- you feel hot.
> BLUE- you like someone but you
> don't know how that someone feels about
> you

> after looking for the colour that you
> feel, repost the color saying

> "mY CoLoUr iS _____, WhaT's YoUrS?

huhu~ sedih e..

When you were 8 years
old, your mom handed you an ice
cream. You thanked her by dripping it
all over your lap.
.
When you were 9 years old, she paid for
piano lessons. You thanked her by
never even bothering to practice.
.
When you were 10 years old she drove
you all day, from soccer to football
to one birthday party after another.You thanked her by jumping out of the
car and never looking back.
.
When you were 11 years old, she took
you and your friends to the movies.You thanked her by asking to sit in a
different row.
.
When you were 12 years old, she warned
you not to watch certain TV shows. You
thanked her by waiting until she left
the house.
.
When you were 13, she suggested a
haircut that was becoming. You thanked
her by telling her she had no taste.
.
When you were 14, she paid for a month
away at summer camp. You thanked her by
forgetting to write a single letter.
.
When you were 15, she came home from
work, looking for a hug. You thanked
her by having your bedroom door locked.
.
When you were 16, she taught you how
to drive her car. You thanked her by
taking it every chance you could.
.
When you were 17, she was expecting
an important call. You thanked her by
being on the phone all night.
.
When you were 18, she cried at your
high school graduation . You thanked
her by staying out partying until dawn.
.
When you were 19, she paid for your
college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked her by
saying good-bye outside the dorm so you
wouldn't be embarrassed in front of
your friends.
.
When you were 25, she helped to pay
for your wedding, and she cried and
told you how deeply she loved you. You
thanked her by moving halfway across
the country.
.
When you were 50, she fell ill and
needed you to take care of her. You
thanked her by reading about the
burden parents become to their
children.And then, one day, she
quietly died.
.
And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART..
& If you love
your
MOM & you
thank her
deeply, re post this bulletin
saying "read this and you will cry"
if
you don't,
then you obviously
don't care if your
mom dies..

Rabu, 5 November 2008

wanita yg cantik suka menangis

Wanita Cantik yg suka Menangis...
Seorang anak laki-laki kecil bertanya kepada ibunya
'Mengapa engkaumenangis?'
'Kerana aku seorang wanita',kata sang ibu kepadanya.
'Aku tidak mengerti',kata anak itu.
Ibunya hanya memeluknya dan berkata,
'Dan kau tak akan pernah mengerti'
Kemudian anak laki-laki itu bertanya kepada ayahnya,
'Mengapa ibu sukamenangis tanpa alasan?'
'Semua wanita menangis tanpa alasan',
hanya itu yang dapat dikatakanoleh ayahnya.
Anak laki-laki kecil itu pun lalu tumbuh menjadi seorang laki-lakidewasa,
tetap ingin tahu mengapa wanita menangis.
Akhirnya ia menghubungi Tuhan,
dan ia bertanya,
'Tuhan, mengapa wanitabegitu mudah menangis?'
Allah berfirman:'Ketika Aku menciptakan seorang wanita,
ia diharuskan untukmenjadi seorang yang istimewa.
Aku membuat bahunya cukup kuat untukmenopang dunia;
namun, harus cukup lembut untuk memberikan kenyamanan'
'Aku memberikannya kekuatan dari dalam untuk mampu melahir
kananak dan menerima penolakan yang seringkali datang dari anak-anaknya'
'Aku memberinya kekerasan untuk membuatnya tetap tegar ketika orang-orang lain menyerah,
dan mengasuh keluarganya dengan penderitaandan kelelahan tanpa mengeluh'
'Aku memberinya kepekaan untuk mencintai anak-anaknya dalam setiap keadaan,
bahkan ketika anaknya bersikap sangat menyakitihatinya'
'Aku memberinya kekuatan untuk mendukung suaminya dalam kegagalannya dan melengkapi dengan tulang rusuk suaminya untukmelindungi hatinya '
'Aku memberinya kebijaksanaan untuk mengetahui bahwa seorangsuami yang baik takkan pernah menyakiti isterinya,
tetapi kadangmengujikekuatannya dan ketetapan hatinya untuk berada disisi suaminya tanparagu'
'Dan akhirnya, Aku memberinya air mata untuk dititiskan.
Ini adalah khusus miliknya untuk digunakan bilapun iaperlukan.'
'Kau tahu: Kecantikan seorang wanita bukanlah dari pakaian yangdikenakannya, susuk yang ia tampilkan,
atau bagaimana ia menyisirrambutnya.'
'Kecantikan seorang wanita harus dilihat dari matanya,
keranaitulah pintu hatinya
' tempat dimana cinta itu ada.'
Kirimkan ini kepada setiap wanita yang Anda kenal hari iniuntukmemperingati Bulan Sejarah Wanita. Jika Anda lakukan, sesuatu yang baik akan terjadi.
Anda akan menambah harga diri wanita!
Kirimkan msg ini juga kepada kaum lelaki,
supaya mereka sedar dan ingat akan
kecantikan wanita mereka yang azali..
bukan pada kecantikan luaran semata-mata
Selami lah hati wanita mu.. dan ingat lah...
Setiap Wanita itu Cantik.

Isnin, 3 November 2008

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what is your star??

This was interesting. Criss Angel showed how this worked on one of his shows, but it was still kind of surprising when I checked out several people I knew. Not superstitious, but I need all the luck I can get.
Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back.
Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, and then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real Deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets Worse from there.
Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion......


CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition.. Get what they Want. 20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent.
Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional.
Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique.
Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) - Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic.
Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not.
Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty.. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad Luck if you do not forward


GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic.
Adaptable But needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken.. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring..
Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)Very energetic. Intelligent.. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking.. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). In dulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious.
Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out. 14 years of bad luck if you do not forward.




Send away!!~ Ready ... set............ GO!
1-3 people= 1 minute of luck
4-7 people= 1 hour of luck
8-12 people = 1day of luck
13-17 People = 1 week of luck
18-22 people = 1month of luck
23-27 people = 3 Months of luck
28-32 people = 7 months of luck
33-37 people = 1year of luck



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